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What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
Why did the bread, muffin, cookie and graham crackers go to see a doctor?
What treat is never on time?
What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
What does a rain cloud wear under their raincoat?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?