Answer:
How does am armless man play poker?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Who always enjoys poor health?
How did the hipster drown?
Why are televisions attracted to people?
What do you called a sad coffee?
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What am I?