Answer:
Not a priest, not a king but wears different kinds of clothes.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
How did the computer get drunk?
A fashion statement whose name sounds like the upper part of a mobile war machine.
How did the hipster drown?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk