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What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work?
How did the computer get drunk?
Why is dark spelled with a โKโ and not a โCโ?
What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar?
What do you do with a dead chemist?
Iโm hard as a rock and as light as a feather. Iโm passed on to one another. Poor people need me and rich people have me.