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Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
What is long and filled with seamen?
What goes further the slower it goes?
What has to be broken before you can eat it?
What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar?
If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?