Answer:
What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?
It's held in the hand when going out.
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
I walk on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs at night. What am I?
What weighs less than blue ?
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?