Answer:
What kind of cup doesn't hold water
If lightning strikes an orchestra who is the one most likely to get hit?
What comes in many different sizes but is always only 1 foot long?
What did the tiger say after eating Jimmy Kimmel and Ellen De Generes?
What is long, pink and wet and is rude to pull out in front of people?
A leathery snake, with a stinging bite. I'll stay coiled up, unless I must fight.