Answer:
What did the fat girl say to the pig?
Despite having long teeth, every bit of food it grabs gets taken from it.
What do you call a snail on a ship?
If you're on a diet, smelling a fresh pan of brownies could be described as this.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
The sun bakes them, The hand breaks them, The foot treads on them, And the mouth tastes them. What are they?