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I am a teacher but I have a problem. Every time the students come into my class my eyes bounce and flutter all over the place. Why is this?
What do you call a greedy grumpy holiday hater?
What do you call a fish with 4 eyes?
Everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions but none of them work.
Why was the broom late?
You throw me out when you use me and take me in when you are done.