Answer:
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
What's red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
Has 88 keys, but not one of them will open a door.
What room do ghosts avoid?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk