Answer:
I am a teacher but I have a problem. Every time the students come into my class my eyes bounce and flutter all over the place. Why is this?
Nature's way of applauding a lightning strike.
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
I have a body but not a neck
Iβm hard as a rock and as light as a feather. Iβm passed on to one another. Poor people need me and rich people have me.