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What is old, white, republican, old, white, republican, and old, white, and republican?
Why didn't the turkey finish it's dessert?
What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
What can you catch but not throw?
I have one, you have one. If you remove the first letter, a bit remains. If you remove the second, bit still remains. If you remove the third, it still remains.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
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Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?