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What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt work?
What has a head, can't think, but drives?
When does an Irish potato change its nationality?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
A salutation from the islands.
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?