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What goes with a car, comes with a car, is no use to a car, but the car can't move without it?
What has two butts and kills people?
What do cigarettes and squirrels have in common?
Why did the bread, muffin, cookie and graham crackers go to see a doctor?
What did Physics say to History when they are arguing?
I am a shimmering field that reaches far. Yet I have no tracks and am crossed without paths.