Answer:
What four letters frighten a thief?
Why to you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
What's red and bad for your teeth?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
You can swallow me, but I can also swallow you.
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?