Answer:
What did the faucet say to the shower?
What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
Why don’t vampires go to barbecues?
Why did Superman flush the toilet?
what is hard and dry when its out but soft and wet when it’s in
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
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Animal
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Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?