Answer:
Today he is there to trip you up and he will torture you tomorrow.
What does Mexican food do in the beach?
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
What has feet and legs and nothing else?
How did the computer get drunk?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk