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What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
Tuesday's Riddle: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
Who always enjoys poor health?
Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
What is the difference between a car and toilet paper?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?