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Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
Why did the belt go to jail?
I walk on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs at night. What am I?
Commits friendly home invasions one night a year.
What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
By Moon or by Sun, I shall be found. Yet I am undone, if there's no light around