Answer:
If you happen to possess two left feet, this profession will probably rule out of your prospects
I have branches yet no leaves trunk or fruit
Locked up inside you and yet they can steal it from you.
I’m round and bounce on the ground
what is hard and dry when its out but soft and wet when it’s in
I am carried by mad animals.
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?