Answer:
What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
What key is the hardest to turn?
What do the piggy bank, the government and children have in common?
Why do cats make good soldiers?
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk