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How do you tell a boy snowman apart from a girl snowman?
How fast do librarians travel?
What do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher?
If farts are yellow, what color is your burp?
What goes with a car, comes with a car, is no use to a car, but the car can't move without it?
I fly to any foreign parts assisted by my spreading wings. My body holds an hundred hearts Nay I will tell you stranger things when I am not in haste I ride and then I mend my pace anon.