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What did the depressed math book say to the calculator, notebook, and dictionary?
What do you call a greedy grumpy holiday hater?
What can be right but never wrong?
What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
If you happen to possess two left feet, this profession will probably rule out of your prospects
You throw me out when you use me and take me in when you are done.
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What am I?