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What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
If you are a man then your best friend will eat this for dinner.
Millions of these are crushed every morning to help people wake up.
In buckles or lace, they help set the pace. The farther you go, the thinner they grow.
Did you hear about the Giant that threw up?
A leathery snake, with a stinging bite. I'll stay coiled up, unless I must fight.