Answer:
What do cigarettes and squirrels have in common?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What's funny about 3 helium atoms?
Why shouldn't you stay close to a speaker all the time?
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force it doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite What is it?
Iām hard as a rock and as light as a feather. Iām passed on to one another. Poor people need me and rich people have me.