Answer:
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
A DJ does this to records. I do it to mosquito bites.
What is worse than finding a worm in the apple you are eating?
Why is it difficult to find handsome, sensitive, caring men?
Currency that flirted with a British spy.
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk