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What can you always count on?
On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
A first job for many kids, this could be described as "Media Distribution Management.
What do you called a sad coffee?
If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?
Of these things - I have two. One for me - and one for you. And when you ask about the price, I simply smile and nod twice.