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How did the hipster drown?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
I am soldier and I really hate one month. Which month I am talking about?
Hard iron on horse. Cow's hide on man.
What makes a pair of shoes?
What is lighter than what it is made of?
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What am I?