Answer:
What do you call a snail on a ship?
Commits friendly home invasions one night a year.
Causes bad breath and frightens blood-suckers
When kings, queens, knights and bishops go to war?
What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?