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I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What can you always count on?
Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
Why should you never trust a train?
Where did Bill Clinton and all the married men who are cheating to their wives take their mistresses shopping?
I am carried by mad animals.
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What am I?