Answer:
Why is the baseball field hot after a game?
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
Why can’t you trust the law of gravity?
If someone offers you one of these, they had a successful fishing trip or their band just broke up.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
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Animal
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Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?