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What is a cow's favourite movie?
What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
Tuesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did?
How is a person in jail like a sinking ship?
What letters of the alphabet run around and have a tight schedule?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?