Answer:
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
What cruel person would sit on a baby?
What do you call a famous lobster?
What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
They come to witness the night without being called, a sailor's guide and a poet's tears. They are lost to the sight each day without the hand of a thief.