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Why did the man leave his date at the restaurant?
How do you tell a boy snowman apart from a girl snowman?
It will not die when hung, and will dry when wrung.
Two birds, trying to balance in one twig.
Why is a skeleton a bad liar?
Thousands lay up gold within this house. But no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.