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This company makes billions of dollars selling Windows.
A DJ does this to records. I do it to mosquito bites.
What doesn't exist, but has a name?
There was a plane crash and every single person died. Who survived?
Some are clean and some are dirty, but all are meant to get a chuckle. Most like it, some takes offense from it.
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?