Answer:
What do you do with a dead chemist?
If roses are red, violets are blue, what is stuffed, brown and blue?
Has 88 keys, but not one of them will open a door.
Can be found in the drink aisle or on a body-builder's torso
What did the turkey say to the rooster when he challenged him to a fight?
It flows out of the soil, It burns you if it boils, And holds us in its coils, More valuable than gold, As black as it is old.