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The more he has the less he weighs. What is it?
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force it doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite What is it?
How do trees get onto the internet?
Causes bad breath and frightens blood-suckers
What did the depressed math book say to the calculator, notebook, and dictionary?
What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?