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I am tall when I'm young, I am short when I'm old. What am i?
How did the hipster drown?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
A deep well full of knives
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk