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How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
London bridge
What do spies where on there feet?
Why do Gorillas have such big nostrils?
I am your mother's brother's only brother in law. Who am I?
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What am I?