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What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
Why does Jupiter fart so much?
What do you say to comfort an English teacher?
Why is the longest nose 11 inches?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
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