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What did the faucet say to the shower?
Today he is there to trip you up and he will torture you tomorrow.
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
What falls often but never gets hurt?
What gift should you give blind people, drunks, and nerds for Christmas?
By Moon or by Sun, I shall be found. Yet I am undone, if there's no light around
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What am I?