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What did addition say to subtraction when they discovered each other on Facebook?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
What are two things people never eat before breakfast?
Have branches, Sometimes a few and other times hundreds or more but I have no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
What time do the ducks wake up in the morning?
Those with eyes bigger than their stomach will definitely leave the restaurant with one of them. It is named after a house pet as well.