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What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?
Why did the coffee file a police report?
What has four fingers and one thumb, but is not alive?
What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
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Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk