Answer:
what goes up but never comes down
What did the left hand say to the right hand after the test?
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
This would be a good place to find Can-ΒCan girls and drunk Cowboys
What is Saturn's favorite day of the week?
I am a shimmering field that reaches far. Yet I have no tracks and am crossed without paths.