Answer:
How did the computer get drunk?
All about the house, with his lady he dances, yet he always works, and never romances.
The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine
What is more useful when it is broken?
What has a tongue but no mouth?
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?