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How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?
What is old, white, republican, old, white, republican, and old, white, and republican?
I have a face and two hands but no arms or legs
What has 88 keys but can't open a single door?
If farts are yellow, what color is your burp?
I repeat only the last word you say. The more I repeat, the softer I got. I cannot be seen but can be heard. What am I?