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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
Your mother's brother's only brotherยญ-inยญ-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
What has to be broken before you can eat it?
It can make rain, but take away one leg and it'll give you pain.
I am carried by mad animals.