Answer:
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
What can never be put in a saucepan?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What animal has the biggest breasts
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk