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How did the computer get drunk?
What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
What place name is only two words long but has hundreds of letters in it
Two birds, trying to balance in one twig.
A king in red with a sole command. If you obey, it will cause you to break. What am I?
You get many of me, but never enough. After the last one, your life soon will snuff. You may have one of me but one day a year, When the last one is gone, your life disappears.