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What kind of dog has no tail?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What has hands but can't clap?
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
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What never gets any wetter no matter how hard it rains?
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