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What has a tongue but no mouth?
What does a turtle do on their birthday?
Out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name
What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
A device that nearly everyone has that can freeze anyone it sees. What is it?
Of these things - I have two. One for me - and one for you. And when you ask about the price, I simply smile and nod twice.