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What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar?
how can you travel the world while staying in one spot?
If farts are yellow, what color is your burp?
What do cows tell each other at bedtime?
What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
Thousands lay up gold within this house. But no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.