Answer:
Why are televisions attracted to people?
What letters of the alphabet run around and have a tight schedule?
There is a pencil, an eraser,ruler and a razor blade in your pocket what is the next thing you can find there?
A deep well full of knives
If farts are yellow, what color is your burp?
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?