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What is bigger than God, more evil than the Devil, poor people have this, rich people needs this, and if you eat this, you’ll die! What am I?
Has its teeth on your head but doesn't bite
What do you call a careful wolf ?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher?
I build up castles. I tear down mountains. I make some men blind. I help others to see.