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A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
The artistic vandal's best friend.
The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine
Why do the circle and oval only date shapes that are the same as themselves?
What time do the ducks wake up in the morning?
Thousands lay up gold within this house. But no man made it. Spears past counting guard this house, but no man wards it.