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What do elves do after school?
Your mother's brother's only brotherยญ-inยญ-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
Where do butterflies sleep?
What's large on Saturday and Sunday. Small on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, and disappears on Monday and Friday?
What do the French say when you apology?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?