Answer:
What do you call a camel with 4 humps?
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar?
In buckles or lace, they help set the pace. The farther you go, the thinner they grow.
Where do cows go to dance?
Those with eyes bigger than their stomach will definitely leave the restaurant with one of them. It is named after a house pet as well.