Answer:
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
Why didn't the turkey finish it's dessert?
What has a neck but no head?
If someone offers you one of these, they had a successful fishing trip or their band just broke up.
A desert oasis where money magically disappears from your pocket!
Runs over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night sits not alone, With long tongue hanging out, Resting at your feet until we go for a walk