Answer:
Not a priest, not a king but wears different kinds of clothes.
What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What did the turkey say to the rooster when he challenged him to a fight?
What's black and white and red all over?
This food is a tortilla filled with cheese and sometimes chicken before being heated or cooked.