Answer:
What rains at the north pole?
The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine
What has ears but dont listen
What do you call a dog that sweats so much?
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?