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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
It is not your enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
What has two legs but cannot walk?
What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?
I am a band that does not perform, sing, or act. What am I?