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What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?
What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans?
What did the faucet say to the shower?
What do cows tell each other at bedtime?
Those with eyes bigger than their stomach will definitely leave the restaurant with one of them. It is named after a house pet as well.