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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
It is a desert oasis where money magically appears or disappears from your pocket.
Where did Bill Clinton and all the married men who are cheating to their wives take their mistresses shopping?
Diamonds and stress have this to thank for their existence.
What is bigger than God, more evil than the Devil, poor people have this, rich people needs this, and if you eat this, you’ll die! What am I?
I’m hard as a rock and as light as a feather. I’m passed on to one another. Poor people need me and rich people have me.